Sunday, March 25, 2012

Blog 25

This weeks blog will be something I have not written about before, but it will be similar in some regards. The similarities will be that it is a few wacky, crazy, really messed up stories, but these are not quite as lighthearted and easy as the tattoos. These are some of the most unbelievable organ transplant stories of all time.

1) The girl who had her hand attached to her leg for three months.
A girl in China a few years ago was badly hurt after she was run over by a tractor on the way to school. She  severed her left hand completley off. Her right was too injured to be reattached right away to her arm, so instead doctors attached it to her right leg to heal and grow back. After several months and after the nerves and blood vessels had begun to regrow, her hand was reattached, and doctors say its looking good, and that she can move it around, circulation is normal, and she is regaining functions.
The girl who had her hand attached to her leg for three months

2) The cheating husband.....who after his divorce asked for his kidney back.
A doctor named Richard Batista, from New York, was a cheating scumbag. After he was blindsided by divorce papers from his no nonsense wife, he decided to do something kinda low. He asked for his kidney back in the divorce papers. If the kidney could not be returned, he demanded 1.5 million dollars to cope for possible future medical expenses and for emotional and physical distress.

The husband asked his cheating wife for his kidney back after divorce

Unfortunately, these are the only two on my list of epic organ transplant stories that are school/ blog appropriate, so these next few words are just filler to get me over the 300 mark. However, luckily for me, I'm very good at adding filler, so this should fit in just about right.

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Blog 24-misspelled tattoos

As the pround owener of a completely unique and one of a kind tattoo, I find it my duty to point my finger and laugh at those who are stupid enough to go get a tattoo without having some sort of idea what they want, or even spellchecking the print before that tattooing process actually occurs. Some of my favorite tattoo fails will be listed below, and some, but not all, will be accompanied by a picture, just so that you may laugh.

#1, only god will juge me.
This is a typical example of a kid who A) didn't think clearly about what he wanted, B) went to a pathetic tattoo artist, possibly a new friend or relative and C) who is illiterate. This tattoo will serve as a joke against him for the rest of his life, and rightfully so.

#2, im awsome
Not only does this tattoo have a monster spelling error, even its its own regard, provided it was spelled correctly, is an incredibly cocky tattoo. More than likely this guy has the ego the size of Jupiter, and clearly the same size zits on his back.

#3. why not, everyone elese does
This tattoo is slightly confusing, mostly because 1) it shows a complete lack of maturity and self though, and also because out of all the words that could be mispelled, or the drawing getting messed up, the tattoo artist misspelled "else", which is spelled exactly the way it sounds, and it only has four letters. The man, who payed $100 for the tattoo, later successfully sued the tattoo parlor to pay for the laser surgery to remove the tattoo, as well as pay for a new, much more expensive tattoo at another tattoo parlor, just adding insult to injury.
There are many more tattoos I could show, and some may come at a later date, but for now, that is all.